Q: Your stuff looks dope yo. How can I get me some?
A: Have a good ol’ browse and take your time. Have a think and see what you fancy. We offer the highest quality cookies, brownies and chocolates. Fancy all three? No problem. We offer a variety of mixed boxes to suit all tastes and budgets. Anything you fancy just add it to the cart. Very quick, painless and simple. Pay online and job done!
Q: Does your stuff taste as good as it looks?
A: Damn straight. And then some.
Q: How do I pay? I wanna give you all my cash!
A: Easy Peasy! We use Direct Pay Online who support pretty much all mobile and online payment services. Mpesa, Airtel Money, VISA, Mastercard, AMEX blah blah blah. Mpesa is too sick! Click ORDER NOW. Enter your mobile number, click send and you’ll get a prompt on your phone to enter your Mpesa PIN. Job done. Couldn’t be easier!
Q: Where you at?
A: Nowhere. We deliver. Perfect for you fat lazy Netflix slobs…